There once was a man named Dave,
Who wanted to be a slave.
He groveled and begged
At his mistresses leg,
But never learned to behave.
He would smile and then wave,
And her legs he would shave.
But, she’d crack her whip,
And then force him to strip.
Yet, affection he still gave.
So she pulled out a gun
‘n then shot him for fun,
But forgot to dig him a grave.